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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
...believes he was making up signs as he went along... LMBO
This is so funny to me. I can't stop laughing. If this brother (who looks like the mechanic in Jill Scott's The #1 Ladies Detective Agency) did this as a f.u. to the global elites - a kind of, yall full of **it, talkin' but sayin' nuthin - then god bless him. If not, doesn't matter, I can not stop laughing. -maybe he is someone's cousin who got him the job, and he just hustled it...good for him (big smile).
Flying vs. Walking
“I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to.”
~Chris Rock
~Chris Rock
Make Life Swing

“Without the presence of Negro American style, our jokes, tall tales, even our sports would be lacking in the sudden turns, shocks, the swift changes of pace (all jazz shaped) that serve to remind us that the world is ever unexplored, and that while a complete mastery of life is mere illusion, the real secret of the game is to make life swing.”
~Ralph Ellison
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